#Zeus To Write Children’s Book About Greek Gods

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zeusZeus took time out from his busy life on the campaign trail in Maine today to hold a press conference at the Books-A-Million store in the Bangor Mall, where he announced that he has signed a deal to write a children’s book.

Tentatively titled “Goo Goo God God”, the story would focus on the Greek Gods as babies.  “I thought this would be an intriguing way to introduce a new generation of mortals to the Gods,” Zeus told this Modern Philosopher as we sat down in the BAM cafe for a Snapple after the big announcement.  “It would also give adults a new perspective on the residents of Mount Olympus, showing them as they were before they became so powerful.  Tell me right now, Austin: What’s cuter than a baby in a toga?”

Baby GodsThis book deal is the next phase in Zeus’ master plan for the Greek Gods to once…

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